{"title":"Hats","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"i-plead-the-fifth-hat","title":"I Plead the Fifth Hat","description":"A low-profile cotton dad cap embroidered with bold, distressed gold lettering reading “I PLEAD THE FIFTH” across the front and a small signature name stitched at the back. Lightweight and unstructured, this cap settles comfortably on your head and wears in with you—the precurved Permacurv® visor and matched underbill keep sun glare down while the antique brass hideaway strap lets you dial in a relaxed fit. It’s the kind of hat you pull on when you want to make a dry, confident statement without shouting. Wear it to weekend court-watching marathons, late-night debates, or just running errands; it pairs easily with denim, a worn tee, and a dry sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured 6-panel design for a comfortable, low-profile fit\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton shell (65\/35 for Green Camo) with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Precurved Permacurv® visor with 4 rows of stitching and color-matched underbill\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered front and back text with brand sticker on visor; adult sizing only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":47073535787186,"sku":"11857773847385089679","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1036\/5874\/files\/17255418950142194573_2048.jpg?v=1773161434"},{"product_id":"dr-judge-hat-1","title":"Dr.Judge Hat","description":"A low-profile, worn-in cap embroidered with a distressed gold nameplate. This cotton dad cap settles easily into your rotation—soft, breathable, and faded in just the right way. The pre-curved Permacurv® visor and matching underbill give it a classic silhouette that keeps sun out of your eyes without calling attention to itself. Subtle antique-brass hardware and a hideaway fabric strap let you fine-tune the fit and keep the back looking neat. Wear it folded under a hood on a commute, paired with a tee and denim for weekend coffee runs, or pack it for sunlit walks; the muted black base and vintage-gold embroidery age gracefully with real use.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Soft 100% cotton body (green camo blend available) for breathable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- 6-panel unstructured, low-profile design with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with color-matched underbill and 4-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered distressed gold lettering and brand sticker on the visor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":47155348439218,"sku":"50518892872484785100","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1036\/5874\/files\/13201879331195131434_2048.jpg?v=1772787732"},{"product_id":"i-dont-answer-questions-hat-1","title":"\"I Don't Answer Questions\" Hat","description":"A laid-back classic cap with attitude. This 6-panel dad cap feels lived-in from the first wear—low profile, unstructured crown and a pre-curved Permacurv® visor that keeps sun and small talk out of your face. The front’s bold, embroidered statement declares your boundaries without shouting; a subtle embroidered name on the back adds a personal, slightly sarcastic signature. Worn with a worn-in jacket or thrown on for a quick walk, it blends comfort and dry humor into one easy accessory.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured 6-panel body with low-profile fit for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with 4-row stitching and color-matched underbill\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton shell (Green Camo variant: 65% polyester, 35% cotton) with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Brand sticker on visor and embroidered front and back details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":47155355386034,"sku":"26056926605012989523","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1036\/5874\/files\/4450426652123465582_2048.jpg?v=1773161403"},{"product_id":"dad-cap-not-guilty-embroidered-baseball-hat","title":"Dad Cap — \"NOT GUILTY\" Embroidered Baseball Hat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Crown height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.12 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.62 - 7.62\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Circumference, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.87 - 24.80\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Visor length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.91 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A low-profile cotton cap embroidered with bold, two-tone lettering that reads NOT GUILTY. The distressed white and golden yellow thread gives the message a confident, slightly vintage look. Soft, unstructured panels and a precurved Permacurv® visor make this cap feel broken-in from day one. An adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you fine-tune the fit, while subtle details — sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor — keep the finish feeling authentic. Wear it out on errands, to a rally, or when you want a quiet, wearable statement that reads like a line from your story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile cotton body for a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Bold two-color embroidered \"NOT GUILTY\" design with vintage-style distressing\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":47460003512498,"sku":"23880339766042946816","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1036\/5874\/files\/6866315244243333139_2048.jpg?v=1778908585"},{"product_id":"trucker-hat-i-dont-answer-questions-drudge-is-right-bold-mesh-cap","title":"Trucker Hat — \"I Don't Answer Questions... Drudge Is Right\" Bold Mesh Cap","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Circumference, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.02 - 25.98\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            5.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.58 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Panel height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.99 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A bold foam trucker hat that speaks with attitude. The high-profile, structured front panel carries a strong, stamped message in contrasting white and gold lettering against a black backdrop — a look that reads confident and unshakable from a distance. Breathable mesh back keeps you cool while the laminated foam front holds shape through wear. An adjustable snap lets it fit most heads comfortably. Wear it when you want your stance to be clear without saying a word: at rallies, outdoor gigs, weekends on the road, or just walking the city streets with a little extra edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- High-profile, structured 5-panel foam front with lining\u003cbr\u003e- Breathable 100% polyester mesh back\u003cbr\u003e- Thick, laminated foam front for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved visor with 8-row stitching and matching undervisor\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable plastic snap — one size fits most\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":47460049879218,"sku":"59172571478946207195","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1036\/5874\/files\/1685998221734943256_2048.jpg?v=1778909281"},{"product_id":"i-plead-the-fifth-dad-cap-funny-embroidered-statement-baseball-hat","title":"I Plead the Fifth Dad Cap — Funny Embroidered Statement Baseball Hat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Crown height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.12 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.62 - 7.62\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Circumference, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.87 - 24.80\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Visor length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.91 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Lightweight, lived-in cap embroidered with bold, tongue-in-cheek lettering that reads “I PLEAD the FIFTH.” The low-profile, unstructured silhouette sits comfortably on the head and wears in like an old favorite. A pre-curved Permacurv® visor and matching underbill keep sun and glare down while four rows of stitching add a subtle, finished look. The self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you dial in the fit, and the sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor give it an authentic, ready-to-wear feel. This cap brings a little legal humor to everyday outfits—grab it for walks, coffee runs, courthouse-adjacent jokes, or to top off a relaxed weekend look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured 6-panel body for a relaxed, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (65% poly\/35% cotton for Green Camo); sewn-in label and visor sticker\u003cbr\u003e- Adult-sized; eyelets on each panel for breathability; sourced blank product\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":47460076781746,"sku":"24521573345478649047","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1036\/5874\/files\/10056075498291581403_2048.jpg?v=1778909543"}],"url":"https:\/\/drjudgeshop.com\/collections\/hat.oembed","provider":"DrJudge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}