A low-profile cotton dad cap embroidered with bold, distressed gold lettering reading “I PLEAD THE FIFTH” across the front and a small signature name stitched at the back. Lightweight and unstructured, this cap settles comfortably on your head and wears in with you—the precurved Permacurv® visor and matched underbill keep sun glare down while the antique brass hideaway strap lets you dial in a relaxed fit. It’s the kind of hat you pull on when you want to make a dry, confident statement without shouting. Wear it to weekend court-watching marathons, late-night debates, or just running errands; it pairs easily with denim, a worn tee, and a dry sense of humor.

Product features
- Unstructured 6-panel design for a comfortable, low-profile fit
- 100% cotton shell (65/35 for Green Camo) with sewn-in label
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with 4 rows of stitching and color-matched underbill
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for adjustable fit
- Embroidered front and back text with brand sticker on visor; adult sizing only

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.